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I wish the trees would stop having sex in my nose.
Bedtime stories of the future! (Taken with instagram)
Taken with instagram
Taken with instagram
Star Trek always had the most problematic ship designs. A mouse farts in engineering and cables explode on the bridge. It’s amazing they got out of the solar system at that rate.
I just had to reboot my alarm clock. Think about that for a minute.
Boobs.
Source: neonsandserif
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart
Source: brainyquote.com
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