December 2011
9 posts
Dec 26th
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“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t...”
– Rod Stewart
Dec 26th
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Portal 2. Oh God. The ending. Beautiful. Also, all the music is available for free: http://www.thinkwithportals.com/music.php
Dec 14th
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What are fish sticks, daddy? Why is it dark, daddy? Why is it raining, daddy? Why are there storm clouds, daddy? Why is it cold outside, daddy? All of that in the past 30 minutes. It has begun.
Dec 14th
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“I am for “Obamacare”, gay marriage, against the drug war, against...”
– secretvictory comments on Woman who attacked Obamacare apologizes after breast cancer diagnosis
Dec 8th
College: The biggest scam we'll ever buy →
ungenius: Marc Anthony Rosa: [T]he reality is that college might be a waste of time and energy. And what’s worse is that we idealize this experience as the final frontier for a better, happier, more creative life. Yes.
Dec 8th
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Impossible Alarm Clock
I have a really unique alarm clock and I’m not entirely sure how it came to be, but every morning around 7a it comes into my room and stares at me until I wake up and then says, “Daddy, I used the potty. Here. Help me put underwear on.”
Dec 8th
Hello, winter.
Dec 5th
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Too Fast
He just ran into the bathroom, turned on the light, closed the door, used it, cleaned up, re-clothed, opened the door, and turned out the light. A couple of weeks ago I was putting his undies back on every time and about all he did was hop on the can. This kid is a fast learner. I’m sorry, I don’t think I gave him permission to grow up this fast. We’re going to have a talk...
Dec 4th
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