June 2011
12 posts
Thanks.
Me: You don't want to come in here.
Ash: Whoa. That stinky! Daddy change diaper!
Me: Told ya so.
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So the kid wants TV after he gets up. Eh, but it’s the weekend. So what does he want? Cartoons? Nah. Kid shows? Nah. “Watch super twister, daddy. Watch super twister!”
He wants to watch documentaries about tornadoes … and then we’ll probably watch some about volcanoes.
Hey, if he’s gonna watch TV, this is the way to go. :)
The next kid will be named Luke, if only so I can say, “Use the fork, Luke. Use the fork.”
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I usually keep the last screen of my phone and iPad full of kid apps for Ash. Today … he organized them all into one folder and came to me and said “I DID IT!” and showed me how his new folder works.
He’s not even three. Amazes me every day, this boy does.
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The smart-ass has arrived.
Ash: Want pancakes and eggs, daddy.
Me: Oh? You want pancakes and eggs, huh?
Ash: I said it, dad. I said it.
He's not even three!
Me: Man, I'm tired.
Asher: Why not take nap, daddy?
Me: -stare- I ... uh ... yeah. I should.
Due to NDA restrictions I can say nothing about how utterly amazing and game-changing iOS 5 is. I can’t say a word about how it’s dripping in awesome and is everything iOS users have been clammoring for year after year. Nothing at all like that. Shame.
