I Eat Ewoks

Dec 26

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” — Rod Stewart

(Source: brainyquote.com)

Dec 13

Portal 2. Oh God. The ending. Beautiful.

Also, all the music is available for free: http://www.thinkwithportals.com/music.php

What are fish sticks, daddy? Why is it dark, daddy? Why is it raining, daddy? Why are there storm clouds, daddy? Why is it cold outside, daddy?

All of that in the past 30 minutes.

It has begun.

Dec 08

“I am for “Obamacare”, gay marriage, against the drug war, against the war in Iraq. Not because I am a cancer ridden, drug dealing homosexual who lost a relative or limb in the desert but because I want all people to be happy and healthy and have the same right to pursue life, liberty and happiness.” — secretvictory comments on Woman who attacked Obamacare apologizes after breast cancer diagnosis

College: The biggest scam we'll ever buy -

ungenius:

Marc Anthony Rosa:

[T]he reality is that college might be a waste of time and energy. And what’s worse is that we idealize this experience as the final frontier for a better, happier, more creative life.

Yes.

Impossible Alarm Clock

I have a really unique alarm clock and I’m not entirely sure how it came to be, but every morning around 7a it comes into my room and stares at me until I wake up and then says, “Daddy, I used the potty. Here. Help me put underwear on.”

Dec 05

Hello, winter.

Dec 03

Too Fast

He just ran into the bathroom, turned on the light, closed the door, used it, cleaned up, re-clothed, opened the door, and turned out the light.

A couple of weeks ago I was putting his undies back on every time and about all he did was hop on the can. This kid is a fast learner.

I’m sorry, I don’t think I gave him permission to grow up this fast. We’re going to have a talk about this.

Nov 27

LRO Photographs Lunar Missions -

Know anyone that doubts the moon landings? Well, while you’re unlikely to change their tiny little minds, at least you can rest assured we *do* have photographs now. :) (Link is a video podcast.)

Nov 25

We cry out that the 1% have all of our money. Then Black Friday comes and we give them all of our money again.

Perhaps the problem is more systemic than we’re ready to address right now.