Boobs.
Source: neonsandserif
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
Source: brainyquote.com
Portal 2. Oh God. The ending. Beautiful.
Also, all the music is available for free: http://www.thinkwithportals.com/music.php
Source: thinkwithportals.com
What are fish sticks, daddy? Why is it dark, daddy? Why is it raining, daddy? Why are there storm clouds, daddy? Why is it cold outside, daddy?
All of that in the past 30 minutes.
It has begun.
I am for “Obamacare”, gay marriage, against the drug war, against the war in Iraq. Not because I am a cancer ridden, drug dealing homosexual who lost a relative or limb in the desert but because I want all people to be happy and healthy and have the same right to pursue life, liberty and happiness.
College: The biggest scam we'll ever buy
Marc Anthony Rosa:
[T]he reality is that college might be a waste of time and energy. And what’s worse is that we idealize this experience as the final frontier for a better, happier, more creative life.
Yes.
Source: jcderr
Impossible Alarm Clock
I have a really unique alarm clock and I’m not entirely sure how it came to be, but every morning around 7a it comes into my room and stares at me until I wake up and then says, “Daddy, I used the potty. Here. Help me put underwear on.”
Hello, winter.
Too Fast
He just ran into the bathroom, turned on the light, closed the door, used it, cleaned up, re-clothed, opened the door, and turned out the light.
A couple of weeks ago I was putting his undies back on every time and about all he did was hop on the can. This kid is a fast learner.
I’m sorry, I don’t think I gave him permission to grow up this fast. We’re going to have a talk about this.
