Excuses for Not Being in Bed
“I have to go potty.” “You’ve been twice. Go to bed.”
“I heard a noise in your room.” “You heard a car pass. Go to bed.”
“I want water.” “You’ve had three glasses. Go to bed.”
“I want a hot dog.” “Maybe for breakfast. Go to bed.”
“Please read to me.” “I read three books. Go to bed.”
“I don’t want to go to bed.” “You’ll forget all about it once you’re asleep. Go to bed.”
“I want a waffle.” “You’ll get one after you wake up.”
“Daddy, I wake up.” “So go back to bed.”
