You know you’ve been watching too many kids shows when you’ve seen the scene where the tape measure asks the truck driver to pull over and she does so without complaint and it’s only NOW that you realize that what’s wrong with the scene is not that the tape measure jumped cars at 60MPH and is talking to the truck driver but that the truck driver didn’t whip out a bat or something in response to being asked to pull over and have her cargo inspected by a random person.
-sigh- I need adult conversation. On the upside, he’s laughing and chewing on his toes again.