I Eat Ewoks

That’s how we roll.

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:39:58 -0600

That’s how we roll.

Taken with instagram

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:07:14 -0600

Taken with instagram

I wish the trees would stop having sex in my nose.

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:32:26 -0600

I wish the trees would stop having sex in my nose.

Bedtime stories of the future! (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:36:02 -0600

Bedtime stories of the future! (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:31:05 -0600

Taken with instagram

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:26:00 -0600

Taken with instagram

Star Trek always had the most problematic ship designs. A mouse farts in engineering and cables...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:55:02 -0600

Star Trek always had the most problematic ship designs. A mouse farts in engineering and cables explode on the bridge. It’s amazing they got out of the solar system at that rate.

I just had to reboot my alarm clock. Think about that for a minute.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:58:02 -0600

I just had to reboot my alarm clock. Think about that for a minute.

Boobs.

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:26:40 -0600

Boobs.

Photo

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:49:34 -0600

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give..."

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:44:22 -0600

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”

- Rod Stewart

Portal 2. Oh God. The ending. Beautiful. Also, all the music is available for free:...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:31:18 -0600

Portal 2. Oh God. The ending. Beautiful.

Also, all the music is available for free: http://www.thinkwithportals.com/music.php

What are fish sticks, daddy? Why is it dark, daddy? Why is it raining, daddy? Why are there storm...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:48:16 -0600

What are fish sticks, daddy? Why is it dark, daddy? Why is it raining, daddy? Why are there storm clouds, daddy? Why is it cold outside, daddy?

All of that in the past 30 minutes.

It has begun.

"I am for “Obamacare”, gay marriage, against the drug war, against the war in Iraq. Not..."

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:52:18 -0600

“I am for “Obamacare”, gay marriage, against the drug war, against the war in Iraq. Not because I am a cancer ridden, drug dealing homosexual who lost a relative or limb in the desert but because I want all people to be happy and healthy and have the same right to pursue life, liberty and happiness.”

- secretvictory comments on Woman who attacked Obamacare apologizes after breast cancer diagnosis

College: The biggest scam we'll ever buy

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:02:14 -0600

College: The biggest scam we'll ever buy:

ungenius:

Marc Anthony Rosa:

[T]he reality is that college might be a waste of time and energy. And what’s worse is that we idealize this experience as the final frontier for a better, happier, more creative life.

Yes.

Impossible Alarm Clock

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:01:45 -0600

I have a really unique alarm clock and I’m not entirely sure how it came to be, but every morning around 7a it comes into my room and stares at me until I wake up and then says, “Daddy, I used the potty. Here. Help me put underwear on.”

Hello, winter.

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 08:40:36 -0600

Hello, winter.

Too Fast

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 18:57:22 -0600

He just ran into the bathroom, turned on the light, closed the door, used it, cleaned up, re-clothed, opened the door, and turned out the light.

A couple of weeks ago I was putting his undies back on every time and about all he did was hop on the can. This kid is a fast learner.

I’m sorry, I don’t think I gave him permission to grow up this fast. We’re going to have a talk about this.

LRO Photographs Lunar Missions

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:21:19 -0600

LRO Photographs Lunar Missions:

Know anyone that doubts the moon landings? Well, while you’re unlikely to change their tiny little minds, at least you can rest assured we *do* have photographs now. :) (Link is a video podcast.)

We cry out that the 1% have all of our money. Then Black Friday comes and we give them all of our...

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 10:32:09 -0600

We cry out that the 1% have all of our money. Then Black Friday comes and we give them all of our money again.

Perhaps the problem is more systemic than we’re ready to address right now.