Asher being his silly self with the drain after a bath.
That’s how we roll.
What are fish sticks, daddy? Why is it dark, daddy? Why is it raining, daddy? Why are there storm clouds, daddy? Why is it cold outside, daddy?
All of that in the past 30 minutes.
It has begun.
Impossible Alarm Clock
I have a really unique alarm clock and I’m not entirely sure how it came to be, but every morning around 7a it comes into my room and stares at me until I wake up and then says, “Daddy, I used the potty. Here. Help me put underwear on.”
Too Fast
He just ran into the bathroom, turned on the light, closed the door, used it, cleaned up, re-clothed, opened the door, and turned out the light.
A couple of weeks ago I was putting his undies back on every time and about all he did was hop on the can. This kid is a fast learner.
I’m sorry, I don’t think I gave him permission to grow up this fast. We’re going to have a talk about this.
Excuses for Not Being in Bed
“I have to go potty.” “You’ve been twice. Go to bed.”
“I heard a noise in your room.” “You heard a car pass. Go to bed.”
“I want water.” “You’ve had three glasses. Go to bed.”
“I want a hot dog.” “Maybe for breakfast. Go to bed.”
“Please read to me.” “I read three books. Go to bed.”
“I don’t want to go to bed.” “You’ll forget all about it once you’re asleep. Go to bed.”
“I want a waffle.” “You’ll get one after you wake up.”
“Daddy, I wake up.” “So go back to bed.”
Not the response I expected.
Happiness is 45lbs of boy saying, “Yes, daddy!” before running into his room and turning out his light before we have dinner.
So happy, we are. First time at my place. :)
