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… and how did he wake up?

“Hi-ho, the derry-o, the farmer in the dell…”

Silly kid. I love him.

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  • 4 months ago
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First undies and socks!
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First undies and socks!

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  • 4 months ago
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Daddy, I made a huge fart. It was like a volcano!
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  • 4 months ago
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Teaching the boy how to say “crab” went about as expected. School tomorrow will be interesting.

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  • 5 months ago
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You have no idea what a miracle those socks are.
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You have no idea what a miracle those socks are.

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  • 5 months ago
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Sometimes I’ll tap on the boy’s belly and say “Look! You’re a drum!” to which I always get “No! I’m a boy, daddy! I’m a boy!”

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  • 6 months ago
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Quarry Park Splash Pad!
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Quarry Park Splash Pad!

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  • 6 months ago
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Mac and Cheese Hipster?

  • Asher: You have phony mac and cheese.
  • Me: No, I have chili-mac. It has chili in the mac and cheese.
  • Asher: I have real mac and cheese. This better. Daddy have phony mac and cheese.
  • Me: It's the same thing.
  • Asher: No. Not the same thing. Eww. That gross.
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  • 7 months ago
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Someday I’ll look back on him running around the store saying “I have a penis!” at the top of his lungs and think it’s as funny as he does now.

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  • 7 months ago
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“It’s PB&J time!” —Ash

So, of course, I had to show him a clip of that. And, of course, now he’s addicted.

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  • 7 months ago
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